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New Years is almost here and it’s always a disappointment for me. Back in 2002, I had the best NYE that any man could ever hope for, and it’s ruined every other one for me since. Nothing can compare.

A group of us guys went to Vegas. We were going to gamble and get wasted. We figured that would be enough for it to be awesome and bonus points if we hooked up with a few girls along the way. Well, that all changed once my buddy, Reggie, started winning big. What happened after that was a bit of a blur. One of the guys also gambling big invited us all to a party he was having. He said there would be lots of prostitutes to share. That was an invitation too good to pass up!

We ended up at some building in a sketchy area, but inside it was nice and the girls all looked hot and were dressed in tiny outfits. The alcohol poured freely, the music was loud, and everyone was wild. At one point, the fire sprinklers came on. I guess it was planned. The girls all stripped out of their soaked clothes, guys were pissing on them as the sprinklers washed it off, and everyone was fucking everyone. It was a wet and messy sex party. Not too different from what you see inside of Tainster.

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